WiFi: connected

Me: then fucking act like it

surreelust:

The Horseman of Death by Salvador Dali (1935).

surreelust:

The Horseman of Death by Salvador Dali (1935).

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bubbly-flamingo:

meloncholyfalls:

funnywildlife:

sizvideos:

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A swarm of anchovies

A smelly smell that smells

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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dreadlockbullshit:

I just came

I know, it got on my cinnamon rolls.

dreadlockbullshit:

I just came

I know, it got on my cinnamon rolls.

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"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."

- My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

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adammuto:

No. 52

adammuto:

No. 52

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shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

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